It would be useful to log page loads without JavaScript (possibly sampled, similar to navigation timing).
This could work similar to:
<noscript>
<img src="event.gif?hardcodedevent&cachebuster">
</noscript>
Depending on our exact goals, we could think about the sampling rate (if any), the cache buster, and how to handle cached anonymous page views.
Version: unspecified
Severity: enhancement
See Also:
https://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=51856