Not to bikeshed, but personally I'm a fan of http://www.schneierfacts.com/

Or just going our own route and making it a picture of Brion :P

There is a Jenkins plugin already:

https://wiki.jenkins-ci.org/display/JENKINS/BruceSchneier+Plugin

Patches welcome! ;)

I think we had Chuck Norris enabled back in the old days. People complained it was disruptive / not fun etc... I personally don't care, feel free to add it in!

Lets not install Chuck Norris on Jenkins since it confused some people :)

:'(

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................! :(

...as if millions of jobs suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...